The guy resting his head on his arm with the beard and red cape seated at the rear of the raft
'I really hope I turned that light off in the bathroom… otherwise my electric bill is going to be through the roof, and Heolise is going to bitch me out about not caring about the environment, damn that whore, here I am having to look at all these tiny penises drawn to an artistic aesthetic and she's off with that guy from the silk merchants, probably fucking on the table that I paid for, it's just like the time we went to Canann for thanksgiving to see her family, and I had to walk in on her sucking off her cousin Betrum, she promised it would never happen again. I guess I'm lucky that she doesn't have leprosy of the cunt yet like that chick in Sodom, God I couldn't tell what was going on down there!… Maybe I'll get a Tevo when I get back? Would save me having to stay up late to record letterman.'
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